i don't like the government

this is a motherfucking website. jk

hi. i'm Eunoia, alternatively Misty (her/she)

i like internet privacy, wacky worlds, lore, and music

i wrote this little website with nothing but HTML and CSS because a personal website does not fucking need javascript (you can safely block cookies too)

all links are underlined, internal links are green and external links are cyan

most images can be clicked to see their full version

my favourite solo colors are:

50% grey: hex#7f7f7f rgb(127,127,127)

bluish teal: hex#00afbf rgb(0,175,191)

my favourite gradient is yellowish-green-blue, evenly between:

yellowish green: hex#dfff3f rgb(223,255,63)

light green: hex#9fff7f rgb(159,255,127)

cyan: hex#3fffdf rgb(63,255,223)

blue: hex#273fff rgb(39,63,255)

socials

i need friends

my public encryption key (age)

my public signing key (minisign)

active discord server

active roblox profile

inactive codeberg profile

inactive youtube channel

i have a private discord account (@lsddreamgirl, not accepting friend requests)

i don't have any accounts on platforms not mentioned here (no tiktok, twitter, bluesky, instagram, facebook, reddit, github, matrix, so on so forth)

i don't have a public email

sona doc rules

she's me and she's a shameless mary sue

her default theme is that of a lost girl but she's supposed to be a fit-it-all for any role and any universe ("world" from now on)

left/right is determined from a first-person perspective

"glowing colors" as in the colors stay consistent regardless of lighting or shading (an actual neon glow is only visible in pitch black areas)

"relative properties" as in properties (size, weight, colors) that are relative to whoever she's meant to interact with in a given world (default to humans)

sona rules

her name is Eunoia, alternatively Misty

her held title is Leviathan (because she comes from a faraway/deep unknown)

her consciousness/memories/thinking have no time/speed or space/size limits and aren't accessible to anyone else (immune to all mind control and mind reading)

she can create a body for herself out of thin air in any world she wants and she can destroy it on a whim but only one can be active at a time

infinite time + infinite worlds means that everything is canon although no official lore or homeworld exists

she has a "pacifying aura" mode where no-one at all can willingly hurt her (with it, she doesn't hurt others and prefers to not use her crystal powers)

she can adequately see in the dark and has excellent echolocation

she has a weak telekinesis and can learn world-specific things like magic

her telekinesis is invisible and her magic is glowing and either 50% grey or a combination of various points of the yellowish-green-blue gradient

personality

always prioritises fun over effectiveness

does a lot of parkour and acrobatics, loves getting in places she's not supposed to be in

she has animalistic tendencies (may growl or make other weird noises, may eat without cutlery, etc), untalkative but not shy

when calm, is zoned out and oblivious to her surroundings (and has sleepy eyes)

morally grey and indifferent to strangers, kind of just goes along with what happens first

prefers not to use weapons, has insanely upfront and brutish martial arts

ambidextrous

drawn front (artist)
roblox front and back
goo like this (source)
morph like this (source)

body looks

she's a young female human (~28-years-old-looking)

she has a comparatively small size (~80% in all dimensions) and insanely low weight (~20%, is only felt and isn't visible) that are relative (small giant when with giants, just small when with humans)

she has a bottom-heavy build (wide hips, thick thighs, medium bust) and is generally a bit pudgy

very floppy, very flexible, very stretchy (range of motion)

her skin color is relative (natural pale when with humans)

she has wavy messy hair, being: a short wolfcut (down to middle of neck, tips slightly curling inwards), short middle bangs (barely covering eyes), and long side bangs (down to belly)

she has backlicked deer ears, a stubby deer tail, short nails, and pointy teeth

the color of her hair, fur, nails, and eyelashes is relative but more random (bluish teal when with humans)

body goo

her body is made entirely out of fragile goo with a cosmetic coating above it and with no bones or organs

her goo (and therefore any bloody spots like her mouth) are glowing 50% grey

she can morph and crystallise that goo (temporarily hides the cosmetic coating) and fashion it into unbreakable anything (armor, hammerfists, claws, whipfist, swords, etc)

if she's sliced into pieces then those pieces stay floating around where they're supposed to be with zero-gravity goo leaking out of them

she has better and further control over her sliced off pieces but they're easier to throw off

if any piece of her gets too far away from her then it rapidly turns into dust and vanishes into nothing shortly after

if a major chunk of her is minced, same thing happens to her entire body and she "dies"

she has fast healing but can't manually mold herself together

her slime and cosmetic coating are chemically perfectly stable (nothing reacts with them, no they don't have a taste)

by definition she is a slime golem and couldn't be further away from a living being (doesn't need to breathe and is immune to temperatures, pressure, blinding lights, etc)

she can chew through and digest anything

eyes (i cannot stress enough how important this section is)

eyes like this

she has fluttershy-shaped glowing eyes and very thick, almost fluffy, eyelashes

each of her irises are a yellowish-green-blue gradient (top-down, top green, bottom blue)

she has a halfway-merged double iris in her left eye (looks from the middle point between the two, both irises are the same size) and a regular iris in her right eye

her double-iris eye is her personal symbol, in any color

clothes

she's a naturist (she doesn't see or portray nudity as sexual, clothes feel crushing and uncomfortable to her)

if she has to don something then she usually wears a minimal amount of simple, sometimes archaic, clothing (sleeveless nightgowns, short dresses, bodysuits, togas, etc)

her clothes aren't part of her goo or cosmetic coating so she has to work around them (or not) when crystallising

she finds lacey clothing to be pretty

powerscaling

she starts off comparatively weak but can rapidly gain more strength by absorbing powerful objects or by killing powerful people (strength is kept between respawns)

at low power, her "crystals" looks like rough stone and she's limited in shape choices

at high power, her crystals are shiny and polygonal and she can do basically any shape with them (even travelling far out into other things and raising spikes out of them)

her durability, speed, and magic scale

her telekinesis also scales but badly

no power ceiling

each archive must only contain .flac/.wav files and possibly image/text files, i only check an archive when i add it and when i'm asked to check

if an archive contains executable files, DO NOT DOWNLOAD as it had been compromised

all these archives are uploaded by their creators

FLAC POSTAL Redux OST (Running with Scissors)